I dun got hitched. Here be the proof.Awww, we look so happy in this one. I love my shoes, he loves my boobs. Win win. Also I am subtly holding his tie straight. Dude has static cling issues.
I would like to say I am wearing white tights, but that would be a dirty, flithy lie. I live in Washington state, okay? It is very cold and wet here. It's like the dank cellar of the United States, only well lit and not creepy. Anyways, I'm a ghosite. Manwife has been asked if he is Mexican, so I don't know. Lithuanians are darker than Swedes, maybe.
Also, Yes...I have blue hair bits and have gargantuan bewbs and am chubby and wear super-glued glasses and have a couple of tattoos that are a wee bit old and need touching up and YES I am self-conscious about it. But here I am, anyhow.
now we's legal! no more illicit...erm...activities. It was weird to sign a contract, kinda felt like giving the deed of SSA over to this nerd-man. Pretty strange. As long as he loves me and my chins and my weird hair, we will be ok.
Bouquet with rosaries (not mine, trust), and detail of space-alien bouquet - very SSA-appropriate, I assure you. I liked the greenish lillies and the spiky purpley-blue flowers the best. Alien flowers, FTW
Hyde Park, VT (above) The Creepy Lady on the Landing Where We Got Married (directly above)
I had/have super, super excellent hair. It's like a punky Farrah thing goin' on here! Also note the bitchin' strands of pearls: kind of an asteroid belt of asymmetrical awesomeness, if you will. Round pearls are for bitches. I am also wearing dignified pearl earrings...right above my carved-bone swirly ones. IN YOUR FACE, CONFORMITY. I AM A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. 
No, really though...in all honesty, my extended family would've flipped the fuck out at this. Any of it. Mom, Dad, and Squidge, no prob. But still. Uptight squares whining about me is something I am glad I missed on this nice day. But I got to look how I damn well pleased, and it was fantastic.
Oh, and I am portly, not preggo. Just so you know. Looking a bit engorged with bb here. Maybe I ate a baby and forgot?
No, really though...in all honesty, my extended family would've flipped the fuck out at this. Any of it. Mom, Dad, and Squidge, no prob. But still. Uptight squares whining about me is something I am glad I missed on this nice day. But I got to look how I damn well pleased, and it was fantastic.
Oh, and I am portly, not preggo. Just so you know. Looking a bit engorged with bb here. Maybe I ate a baby and forgot?
Either way, Professor Manwife says it was a pretty good time.
9 comments:
Yay! you look absolutely ravishing! Manwife is a lucky male, indeed. I love the blue hair and the matching shawl thing and the asteroid pearls and you look so beautiful and happy and wonderful. My wish for you is this:
May this be the saddest day of your life.
*chuckle*
*awww!*
Oooooh - I am loving the hair - it really is superhairtabulous. And you are not fat and you shouldn't be self-conscious - you have no need to be. Your man is very lucky and he looks very caring and proper which means you are lucky too! You both look so happy. Congratulations.
ooh, i just noticed that in that pic of the two of you holding hands and looking at each other (saying vows?), you look rather like Drew Barrymore. I mean that in the best possible way. hehehe.
pretty and smart?!?! wtf? i thought i had the only one of those... looks like a fun event! hope all is well.
CB - it would have been sadder if his drama mama was there!
rockmother - I am totally stealing "superhairtabulous"!
cb - mom thinks I look like this daVinci sketch, drew barrymore now looks like my mom in her early twenties.
IV - I know, manwife is very pretty.
I loved the photos and look great. You are a unique snowflake???
Lovely blog - I will stop in again.
IN YOUR FACE, CONFORMITY. I AM A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE.
Dang that's good.
All the best -- you both look beyond happy.
Just over from your Mom's to wish you mazal tov/best wishes. May each of your days together contain a spark of the happiness that's there today. All the best. ~ G
Gale, it was a snotty and sardonic comment meant to mock children who dress "uniquely" to look like everyone else making the same damn statement. Blue hair, it is very teen rebellion.
Mutha, thank you ma'am! I try to be snotty and funny. We were over the moon, possibly orbiting Io.
G, that is beautiful and thank you. We are feeling very loved and blessed lately, thank you for the added wishes!
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