I wish there were a way to read my mother's blog with the shitty or weird or creepy-ass comments turn off (would that include mine? occasionally I bet yes). Seriously. Nothing gets my ire up like someone acting a fool...a creepy, creepy fool...or assholish...or...you get the idea...on my mom's blog comments. I think it's like when I used to chase kids down at school who said "well your mom's a ______ ". Ok, anger issues, noted. STILL. That's my fuckin' mum. You don't say SHIT to my mom, or I will do the equivalent or chasing you down the school hallway/playground and knock you out.
Don't mind me, just guardin' the ol' homestead. Or somethin'.
And then that makes me think, well, a lot of ladies are someone's mom. Or spouse. Or kid. And I bet if their family is the slightest bit loving and functional, they'd feel the same if someone came off like that to their family member. So I get that. Kinda makes me want to be nicer, but then I don't run around acting like an asshole on OTHER people's blogs, just my own. Also, I omit names on my own blog, so no one can prove nada, I s'pose.
I guess my point...for the millionth fucking time....is
Don't Act Like A Dick. It's just really not necessary. I do not give two flying fucks and a shit that this is the internets and is make believe. Not everyone has their daughter patrolling their blog to jump on the backs of weirdo commentors to yank their virtual hair out and hold them down to hock virtual loogies in their virtual faces. But they fuckin' should. So treat everyone like they've got a mildly antisocial family member just lurking....waiting for a chance to attack....
Don't mind me, just guardin' the ol' homestead. Or somethin'.
8 comments:
does she edit the weirdos? hmm... why do people do that. on some of the larger more controversial blogs their comment boxes are, full of j-holes with lame comments. would be nice to have some sort of trackback asshole spamming devices installed on blogs...
blam, you left me a shitty comment, now your inbox is full of spam mail from china advertizing "the little blue pill" for your man problems...
*shakes head and realizes thats his in box*
Geez, I hope it wasn't me. I was yanking her chain, out of fondness and bemusement. Yer mom is the bomb.
I don't know, I think she likes to mess with them more than delete them there weirdos. As for SSA...I am gooooood friends with my email block and comment "reject" buttons.
the only reason your inbox looks like that is all the japanese porn ya surf...they figure you need it if you've scared your dong to death on tentacle porn and poo fountains...
but i love poo fountains.... im gonna have to check out the tentacle porn though.. heh heh... hows the baby makin? any luck?
Why are you blogging when you should be making me a grandchild? Get knitting!!!!!
Mommy uses napalm. Never fear. Thank you.
..japanese porn hell...try the German stuff if you want to lose all hope for us as a species....yeeegh!
IV - love poo fountains? have an infant. a breastfed one. and change their diapers. Ohhhhyeah. We're droppin eggs this week (bwak bwak says chicken-SSA), so we shall see....
Ma - I'm trying! And no you do not, only in real life, and only if a lady looks at Dad lasciviously or someone is a dick to me or Squid.
Please do not mention german porn again - I'll ban you, gurl!
Rockma - you know what's funny, in blogland me and Ma's roles are completely reversed. I handle these things much better in real life, and she is the bitchy one there. In imaginary internet land...I don't know. Maybe I get more riled because as a member of the Internet Generation, I've seen too much trolling and dickery. That and me and Ma are v v v close.
I heart yer ma!
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