Friday, March 14, 2008

It is 1 am

And I have a mouth full of fried eggs, melty cheddar, papas, and garlic sausage from Hempler's. I also have toast with jam and butter from some Nooksack dairy. It is kind of heavenly.
Also it is a bit weird, given everyone else is asleep and I am exhausted.
Perhaps I have worms.
Hopefully not the kind that poke out your butthole while you sleep. That's just creepy.

6 comments:

Moominmama said...

or possibly you're eating for two?...

Pernicious Panda said...

On the other hand, I don't think there's really any kind of worm that you can feel good about having...

INNER VOICES said...

i found a gross worms thing for you and left it in a link over at the voices page. ida left it here, but i dunno how to put links in comments...

FirstNations said...

the zygoats are grazing.

and then sometimes you just have to have a nocturnal omelette.

Moominmama said...

you mother says it much better than i did.

Secret Agent Squid said...

CB - looks like intestinal parasites.

danger - Maybe if they were earthworms...? No? Crap.

IV - you can always email it to me! I like gross stuff!!! mrs_captain_murphy@hotmail.com

ma - no goats. Nocturnal omlette anomaly.

cb - she'd like to think so!